Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Apparently I have to tell you what I want here, so I want a pony please...but it has to be pink, I want a pink pony. I should be more charitable and say I want world peace but after I've got my pony I will. Part-time fetish model, bit colourful, intelligent, ummmm, stuff...
Juliet seeks Romeo... *Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...* Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming. *Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.* So.... Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie. *Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...* Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the...
Looking for someone local for regular discreet meets.
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
I'm looking to date and not a fling! I'm just after one man who can satisfy me mentally, emotionally and physically but who can be monogamous Am I after too much? I am going through a divorce and have always been faithful and loyal. I've been let down time after time, and been treated badly emotionally so I'm looking to date for a while, until I'm comfortable enough to go...
I'm not looking for any encounters, meet ups or NSA sex. I like the chat only
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
Blonde petite wife, pretty, 32dd enjoys fun and games, love showing myself off and getting in front of my husband's camera. Initially I am seeking nice, genuine, easygoing people who would enjoy joining me in front of the camera for some fun poses to see how it goes. Everything will be private and confidential, for fun only!
Hmmmm not sure what to write down on here but here you go !!!!!!
Im a fun loving person , always up for a laugh might be abit of a joker sometimes, ive got a GSOH
My interests are going out with the girls for a drink or 2 when ive got the chance,
part from that love staying in my cosy home on the sofa with a glass of...
well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
Am I looking for you? Please read carefully... I'm hot, sexy, experienced and I know what I want and how I like it. I'm looking for one fit youthful stud for a discreet naughty fling. I am open minded and intelligent, looking for someone that's lived a little and travelled. Must be very attentive, willing to learn, able to please and available to suit my needs. I am attracted to...
I'm looking for a man, not a couple, someone who DOES NOT SMOKE and who knows how to have a bit of fun.if things developed further then fine.
Please don't contact me if you don't have a FACE PICTURE, it's the thing on top of your neck, not between your legs!!!
And please don't just send a wink, I'm afraid you actually have to be coherent enough to send a...
My name is Tallulah
My first rule of thumb
I don't say where I'm going
Or where I'm coming from
I try to leave a little reputation behind me
So if you really need to
You'll know how to find me
My name is Tallulah
I live till I die
I'll take what you give me
And I won't ask why
I've a lot of friends
In some exotic places...
Ok a little about me... well i'm a 31 year old female looking for a bit of fun on the side! Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just...
Looking for a guy under 35 so if your older dont expect a response...sorry
I want some one to fuck me while my husband is watching. PEASE leave your EMAIL ADDRESS and I will get in touch. XXXXXXX EMAIL ADDRESS PLEASE AND NON SMOKERS ONLY XXXXXX
HAVE TO BE 100/ STD FREE
I am only 5ft tall ASIAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR HONEST MALE OR FEMALE. Pleas get in touch if you CAN ACCOMMODATE (not in HOTEL please).(no water sports no anal please).
Thank you...
WANTED!!!! Naughty, dirty, bad boy required by vivacious, outgoing, sexy, raunchy and attractive good girl. Must have own teeth, hair, be a non-smoker and possess a wicked sense of humour. Be willing to meet regular, take charge and must accommodate!! Is this you?? xxx Please, Please don't call me Babe Monday 17th March UPDATE. Sorry guys not looking to meet until after 6th April. Happy to chat and do the...
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x